Archive for September, 2004

Exclusive Review: CZR feat. Alex Peace – Satisfied

Exclusive Review: CZR feat. Alex Peace - satisfiedArtist: CZR feat. Alex Peace
Title: satisfied
Label: Eden
Format: Vinyl
Release Date: 09/09/2004
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Those two talented Latinos from Chicago are back to beat you with a universal assault of neo-futuristic robofunk to the 3rd degree. This tight track entails a vocoded voice done up 2010 style that drops his verbal satisfaction over a murderously marvelous rhythm and beat. Think heavy electro in a funky house structure. Fitting well with CZR’s Warehouse Muzik and Alex Peace’s From Inside the Speaker, this new Eden stomper and its instrumental counterpart will leave you shredded on the floor for sure.

Exclusive Review: Monkey Bars – Food-Eating Food

Exclusive Review: Monkey Bars - Food-Eating FoodArtist: Monkey Bars
Title: Food-Eating Food
Label: subliminal
Format: Vinyl
Release Date: none
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Those funky monkeys Doron Orenstein and Gabriel D Vine present their long-awaited, flavor-packed sensation that parades a tasty set of fourteen bananas for you to peel and devour. Their well-versed jazz and classical composition skills shine through with subtle and infectiously exciting rhythm design. Our primal protagonists send you swinging across the club with such big room Subliminal scorchers such as Shuggie Love and Pass You By and other intricate exhibits of magnificent house music like Spin The Wheel, Steam Machine, Dark Traffic and In The Night. The album features several sultry-sounding vocalists such as Luisa Bonilla and Gabrielle Widman, as well as Doron and Gabe performing flawlessly on live instruments. But the hidden jewels of this king’s crown lie in the tropical, jazzy tracks like Constança, Freaks Unknown and Morning. Truly a spectacular fireworks display of what happens when you let the monkeys out of the zoo.

Exclusive Review: Shutterflooders VS Mike Balance – Funky Chunky

Exclusive Review: shutterflooders VS Mike Balance - Funky ChunkyArtist: shutterflooders VS Mike Balance
Title: Funky Chunky
Label: Focused Music
Format: Vinyl
Release Date: 07/16/2004
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Christoph Banning and Nelson Perez are back with a big-time bang as they split this slab of licorice pizza with Idaho’s music magician Mike Balance. Filtered house reigns supreme on this new Shutterflooders release that will smoke one too many warehouses with sweat and steam. Funky Chunky tweaks a cool loop to thick edible bites endlessly, while Mike’s B-side claims the trophy for back-bending bionic grooviness that’s continuing to prove effective on lab monkeys and grungy mallrats, long after the clubs have closed.

Exclusive Review: DJ Louca & Funk Foundation – What Is Funk

Exclusive Review: DJ Louca & Funk Foundation - What Is FunkArtist: DJ Louca & Funk Foundation
Title: What Is Funk
Label: Executive
Format: Vinyl
Release Date: 09/08/2004
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Originally released on Trusted Recordings from the UK, DJ Louca and the trusty Funk Foundation go buck wild on the crowd with a Trojan Horse of absolute energy that begs to be detonated upon the biggest crowds for peaktime pleasure. The looping guitar riffs, clever tribal touches, diced up vocal and powerful kick are just a few of the magnificent strategies to mention. Multiply the energy of Antek’s Impakt and Autofunk’s Someday and you’ll have a damn good idea of how flammable this baby is.

Exclusive Review: CZR – Subterranean Odyssey

Exclusive Review: CZR - subterranean OdysseyArtist: CZR
Title: subterranean Odyssey
Label: Nocturnal
Format: Vinyl
Release Date: 05/11/2004
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Jonathan “The Fox” Waller continues to skyrocket his Nocturnal Recordings missile base through the roof. In 2004, he gives us a magnificent tropical endeavor by Chicago’s latin disco-house don, CZR, who baptizes the speakers with luscious rhythms and subtle Spanish voices. His original mix appeals to many atmospheres and hours of the night, sure to bring many smiles and rumps wiggling. High Caliber hit harder with their thumping, filtered dub version that’s intense audio inebriation. Last but not least, Danny S comes at you from left field, completely reworking the track from the grungy ground up, sending the song through a haunting amalgamation of analog patterns.

Exclusive Review: Conga Squad – Gotta Have Ya

Exclusive Review: Conga Squad - Gotta Have YaArtist: Conga Squad
Title: Gotta Have Ya
Label: Holographic
Format: Vinyl
Release Date: 03/04/2004
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The great Olivier Abbeloos returns with another poolside heater that’s designed for bikini-clad culture and warm evening soirees. The various tracks on this record are all similar variations of the original strobelight divinity, which is also included on here. Expect disco horns, echoed female vocals, sultry programming, live bongos and sassy breakdowns. All the tools you need to start the spring and summer are right here.

Exclusive Review: High Caliber – Illegally Download This Album

Exclusive Review: High Caliber - Illegally Download This AlbumArtist: High Caliber
Title: Illegally Download This Album
Label: Olive
Format: Vinyl
Release Date: 04/30/2004
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Electro-disco bullfighters of Chicago Bryan Jones and Mike Gillenwater bring you their latest cutting edge entertainment in the form of a double-pack LP. Every track has explosive attention potential and deserves to be exposed to the frantic human cattle on the dancefloor. From the sexy saxes on Big Worm and the groovy retro seducer All Yours, to the bleepy synth syncopation on Shakedown and the peak hour workouts of Party Rocker and The Jam, High Caliber provide fuming hot fidelity for your funky ass. With a total of eight ergonomic exercises over two plates of wax, you’re positive to populate your party with npizzazz.

Exclusive Review: Bryan Cox – Lay The Smack Down

Exclusive Review: Bryan Cox - Lay The Smack DownArtist: Bryan Cox
Title: Lay The Smack Down
Label: sTX
Format: Vinyl
Release Date: 07/13/2004
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Texan techno giant Bryan Cox delivers the dynamite stick to your crowd like a porn star on Joey Beltram’s knockout label. Both tracks are aptly titled with the right themes to suit the crafts that Bryan proudly displays. Lay The Smack Down is exactly what you’ll do when you drop the needle on this building whirlwind of bleeps and basslines. Check out Crime Pays for a mainfloor packing filter beast that gallops through the speakers with pure DJ horsepower.

Exclusive Review: steve Smooth & JJ Flores – Freak You

Exclusive Review: steve Smooth & JJ Flores - Freak YouArtist: steve Smooth & JJ Flores
Title: Freak You
Label: Motus
Format: Vinyl
Release Date: 08/04/2004
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Lethal superstar associates of the Bad Boy Bill gang, Steve and JJ finger your club clitoris with another shaking house anthem, sliding you towards decked-out bliss. The title track features an irresistible bassline and crescendo techniques that garnered such crowd approval from Release and Get Naked. Also provided on this licorice pizza is an instrumental for your disc pilot pleasure. You can confidently expect top-rung Mix Connection quality that’s sure to be appearing in numerous and well-respected house DJ sets.

Exclusive Review: DJ Dan – That Phone Track

Exclusive Review: DJ Dan - That Phone TrackArtist: DJ Dan
Title: That Phone Track
Label: subliminal
Format: Vinyl
Release Date: 06/18/2004
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san Francisco’s legendary DJ Dan has been releasing a standing-applause string of primetime record releases, but this one takes the cake. You can sense the intense energy of his live DJ performances through the cuts on this crushing EP. The original cut boasts a funky sample set of phone and operator noises over a heavy house beat, salted by an assortment of tweaky sounds. The Illectro mix is reminiscent of Dave Armstrong and recent Solmatic material. While the Dub mix is a nice addition, the Bryan Cox mix deserves much attention with its no-holds-barred shakedown of Joey Beltram-like edits and sweaty peaktime performance guarantee. It’s pure indulgence for all house enthusiasts.

Exclusive Review: Mantese – The Text (Remixes)

Exclusive Review: Mantese - The Text (Remixes)Artist: Mantese
Title: The Text (Remixes)
Label: Texture
Format: Vinyl
Release Date: 04/01/2004
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Chicago’s great funk knight CZR adds his Midas touch to Mantese’s (aka Rob Chetcuti/Tuesday’s Child) already amazing track. The Re-Edit takes the original cut, which a jazzy, choppy edit summer breeze of a song, and subtly spices it up with his own audio herbs. The most noticeable difference on this release is the CZR Remix, which transforms the beat from Mantese’s 4/4 kick to a Plump DJ’s-like breakbeat stomp, ensuring the highest energy levels from your crowd.

Exclusive Review: Phillipe B. and Antoine C. – Moved On You

Exclusive Review: Phillipe B. and Antoine C. - Moved On YouArtist: Phillipe B. and Antoine C.
Title: Moved On You
Label: Electron
Format: Vinyl
Release Date: 04/27/2004
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These two fierce French producers do enough damage on their own, but they decided to sadistically bring their floorfilling finesse together and present you the new jump off. The title track is comprised of a chunky Moroder-styled bassline mixed with Yaz’s Don’t Go lyrics, intensified with tweaked effects and background synth lines. The more you play the song, the more it tampers with the crowd’s legal adrenaline levels and clones the smiles across the floor. It’s proof that Antoine and Philippe keep up their usual naughty nocturnal antics.

Exclusive Review: Pair Of Jacks – Internasstional

Exclusive Review: Pair Of Jacks - InternasstionalArtist: Pair Of Jacks
Title: Internasstional
Label: A-Squared
Format: Vinyl
Release Date: 09/17/2004
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The California crew of Jacks is back on A-Squared and better than ever! Angel and Rees storm the sound systems with confident comfort as they carve this ostrich-sized statement into a full-fledged dancefloor roast, loading a brainwashing guitar riff over a funky basslined beat and filtering a motivating sample in and out of the mix. Joshua Collins reworks the cut into an outstanding woofer-trembling monster with layers of deep and rolling bass kicks and wide-grinning edits that is guaranteed to entice anyone in the room, having them in a sick dancing frenzy in no time.n

Exclusive Review: C-Mos – Da Effect Experience

Exclusive Review: C-Mos - Da Effect ExperienceArtist: C-Mos
Title: Da Effect Experience
Label: subliminal
Format: Vinyl
Release Date: 07/03/2002
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The Belgian lord of outrageously funky disco house, Olivier Abbeloos unleashes an incredible production for the Subliminal stable. Also known as Conga Squad in the illustrious dance music industry, he melds tough percussion with Who Da Funk/Uros Umek basslines, jazzy instrumentation, breakbeat breakdowns, magnificently EQ’ed vox and a midtempo drive to colonize your dancefloor immediately. Flip it over and you got “Supersound”, a disco rollercoaster ride through a freestyle funnel.n

Exclusive Review: Charles Feelgood – I Feel Good

Exclusive Review: Charles Feelgood - I Feel GoodArtist: Charles Feelgood
Title: I Feel Good
Label: solmatic
Format: Vinyl
Release Date: January 2004
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Give it to Solmatic heads David and Jay to select another talented artist to drop another surge of dynamite, floorscorching house music. Baltimore’s finest nightclub firefighternsaves the day in a Charm City way with this ecstatic release of Shaft-like melodies, movement motivating samples that include live crowds cheering, and a percussion parade you can sink your jaws in. The boys enlist ignition expert Dave Armstrong to handle the remix duties and he tackles the task with a horde of debonair and endless adrenaline. Dave boosts the tempo, redesigns the samples with sincere EQ etiquette, and reworks the bassline to a heavier cycle that will surely please the Bad Boy Bill’s, DJ Dan’s and Humpty Vission’s of todays competitive music galaxy. Get ready to feel good!n